TEST YOUR TONGUE!  

 

 

how fast can u say it and how many times can u say it?

 

 

Tragedy strategy.

 

Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.

 

 

Unique New York

 

Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.

 

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

 

 

Three free throws.

 

Knapsack straps.

 

Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better

 

Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks.

 

We surely shall see the sun shine soon.

 

Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.

 

 

Flash message!

 

Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.

 

Six sharp smart sharks.

 

 

Of all the felt I ever felt,
I never felt a piece of felt
which felt as fine as that felt felt,
when first I felt that felt hat's felt.

 

I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought
I thought I thought.

 

Truly rural.

 

Good blood, bad blood

 

 

Quick kiss. Quicker kiss.

 

Amidst the mists and coldest frosts,
with stoutest wrists and loudest boasts,
he thrusts his fist against the posts
and still insists he sees the ghosts.

 

On mules we find two legs behind
and two we find before.
We stand behind before we find
what those behind be for.

 

One-One was a racehorse.
Two-Two was one, too.
When One-One won one race,
Two-Two won one, too.

 

 

Will you, William?

 

Mix, Miss Mix!

 

Who washed Washington's white woolen underwear
when Washington's washer woman went west?

 

I am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
'cause the pheasant plucker's running late.

 

 

 

 

how talented is YOUR tongue?

 

                                              

 

 

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

                    

 

 

One evening, the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

 

 

 

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. He came closer and saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all swam out to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out of the water until you leave!"

 

 

 

 

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim around naked or make you get out of the pond bare-naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Moral: Old men can still think fast.

 

 

                                                                             
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point A
    Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
    with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten
    Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish all Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8 dont use any punctuation


9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

11. Sing Along At The Opera.

12. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

13. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds
      All Day.

14. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

15. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,
      Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

16. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going
      To Have To Let One Of You Go."

 

17. Repost This and Make Someone Smile. It's called Therapy.....